天上降龙罗汉（周星驰）与众仙打赌，女女称在凡间会令三名凡人于一定时限内为他人作出牺牲，女女否则他愿再受轮回之苦。伏虎罗汉化身和尚济公来到人间，边游戏人间边普渡为生的间隙，他选中被老天所罚的九世乞丐（黄秋生）、遭男人欺女人辱的妓女（张曼玉）、杀人如麻的大盗（黄志强）为实验品。凭 借鬼马机智巧妙安排一番后，济公与三人建立了良好的关系，而最终，九世乞丐与大盗被济公感化作出为他人牺牲之举，妓女更是一往情深爱上他，令他开始为是否自动放弃神仙身份留在凡间而烦恼。
陈思安
回复 :1996年，四年级学生塞西尔·史蒂文斯每次说出自己的名字时都会想起他可怕的口齿不清，为了避免被社会嘲弄，塞西尔决定把他难以发音的名字改为——迈克尔·乔丹
曹格
回复 :Florinda Bolkan plays the daughter of a prominant English politician who keeps having recurring "nightmares" in which she makes love to a bisexual nympho who lives downstairs and conducts all-night LSD orgies. When the nocturnal wet dreams become murderous, the neighbor turns up dead, and Florinda is the main suspect. Did she actually commit the murder she dreamt about? Is she being framed by her philandering husband? Did Florinda actually make nightly visits downstairs aside from borrowing the occasional cup of sugar? How DID Florinda's letter opener end up stuck in the dead neighbor's chest anyway? The complex plot unfolds amidst red herrings, outlandish dream sequences, lesbian hanky panky, and ominous close-ups of Florinda Bolkan's guilt-ridden facial expressions every time someone mentions the murder. All this takes place in swinging late-1960's London.
天堂乐队
回复 :何小冬与小妹芷若因父亲过世，于是由乡下至珠海寻找二叔投靠，但是其间无意看见以屠月生为首的贩毒集团杀人无数。贩毒集团欲杀小冬灭口，挟其妹芷若为饵，小冬奋勇救妹把贩毒二头目龙哥杀死。此时公安局长亦布线许久，怕小冬打草惊蛇，坏了大局，于是命令杨组长配合日本国际特警利用屠月生做生日大寿时潜伏打击犯罪，他们是否能完成艰巨任务呢？
