在威尔斯的一个小镇，浮沉家庭主妇贝蒂和丧葬业者波里士，浮沉不想去面对两人之间没有结果的感情，因为贝蒂嫁给了下流的镇长，虽然两人的婚姻早已有名无实。日子一天天缓慢地过去，直到镇长的母亲窒息死亡，因为安排丧礼的缘故，终于又让波里士和贝蒂重聚。两人这一次决定要忠于内心的感情，但并不想造成任何混乱，于是计划让贝蒂假死，再一起搭着豪华邮轮私奔到南太平洋的小岛。不过当镇长和他的情妇马瑞迪丝计划杀掉贝蒂，好继承她庞大的家产和保险金时，让情况变得加倍复杂。于此同时，法兰克费瑟贝则想用夸张的赌城式风格来垄断镇上的丧葬业，有踢跶舞表演、金碧辉煌的亮片装饰，还有买二送一的大优惠。
蒋进兴
回复 :郑大姐（郑裕玲 饰）自香港返回后，工作成绩颇受上级肯定，职位获得提升并与拥有特异功能的助手阿胜（张坚庭 饰）担任干警们的培训工作。另一方面，伍老伯和身为香港警察的侄子阿雄（李子雄 饰）来大陆探亲，阿雄在入住的旅馆偶遇一起凶杀案，被赶来查案的郑大姐强留。忙于寻找台湾间谍的伍老伯结识了一群骗子，被撂下的阿雄入住郑大姐家接受证人保护，对伍卫国颇有好感的郑大姐对阿雄也暗生情愫，但碍于面子无法与其正常交往。不久，阿雄返港，郑大姐遵照上级指示带上助手阿胜、阿虎与阿雄赴港查案，惹出不少麻烦，跌跌撞撞向逮捕罪犯的目标奋进……
小辣椒
回复 :根据上海越剧院演出本改编。明代吏部尚书李廷甫之女李秀英，聪明贤惠，容貌秀丽，父母爱若珍宝。秀英年已及笄，尚待字闺中。李廷甫50寿诞之日，好友王裕夫妇偕子玉林前来祝寿。李廷甫见玉林品貌端庄，仪表不俗，有意试试他的才华，就叫他题写寿联一副。玉林即席挥毫，顺手而成。李廷甫大喜，就以秀英许配为妻。李秀英的表兄顾文友，原有娶秀英之心，今见她被许配王玉林，心中恼恨，遂与孙媒婆密谋定下奸计。
沈正哲
回复 :In 1965, Bob Crane, who had achieved some earlier success as a television supporting actor, was working as a successful morning radio DJ at KNX Los Angeles. Despite enjoying his work, photography (especially of the female form) and drumming, Crane wanted to be a movie star. So it was with some reluctance that he accepted the title starring role in a new television sitcom called Hogan's Heroes (1965), a WWII POW comedy. To his surprise, the show became a hit and catapulted him to television stardom. The fame resulting from the show led to excesses and a meeting with home video salesman and technician John Carpenter, with who he would form a friendship based on their mutual interests, namely excessive sex (for Crane, purely heterosexual sex) and capturing nude females on celluloid. His fame allowed Crane to have as much sex as he wanted, which was incongruent to his somewhat wholesome television friendly image, and the way he portrayed himself to almost everyone except Carpenter and his...
