讲述了一个小人物徐小俊梦想成为大侠，春暖偶遇卖药商人向昊卖其一把名震江湖的宝剑“”，春暖并赠予一瓶阿里布达”诱骗徐小俊去百乐门找个姑娘翻云覆雨便能成为大侠，徐小俊信以为真，熟不知百乐门其实是江湖悬赏工会，徐小俊误把悬赏工会的头牌当做百乐门头牌，经过一些列啼笑皆非的闹剧后，徐小俊爱上了头牌木兮月，木兮月却利用徐小俊救出自己的爹爹天下第一恶人木惊天，引出“霸姬”剑真正的主人向昊，工会得知木惊天被救出，集结江湖侠士准备与恶人拼死一战，可不会武功的徐小俊因为手中的“宝剑却坐实了天下第一大侠，恶人与侠士的大战即将爆发，徐小俊的命运又何去何从……
五条人
回复 :伯尼回来了，孩子们都很高兴。但他们的宿敌温斯顿也一样，他即将绑架这只天才海豚。凯文和霍莉必须在为时已晚之前救出他们那泼辣的朋友。
张语倢
回复 :Ray 'Harley' Davidson is a hustler. With flash clothes and a fast mouth, Harley lives life in the fast lane. With his passion for all things gambling, money runs like water through Harley's hands and as quickly as he makes a killing he takes a beating, normally at the poker table. Nominally an illegal prize-fight manager, Harley hasn't produced a live one in months, until Charles Buchinsky literally wanders into his life. Charles Buchinsky, street fighter extraordinaire. He's from out of town looking for a fight and the chance to tie up a few loose ends. Keeps himself to himself, lets his fists do the talking and his word is his bond. Victor Maitland, top illegal fight promoter and porn baron. Hates losing and loves the prestige of managing the best hitter in town. Harley dreams of bringing Maitland down and after seeing Buchinsky at work, engineers a fragile partnership...
阿木
回复 :休休大师（曾志伟 饰）有七个弟子，他分别用乐谱的七个音符来命名，毎日向他们传授北斗七星罗汉阵。一天，休休大师下山给人看病，临行留下书信一封，告诫徒儿们好生习武，震守山门。常言道，山中无老虎，猴子称大王，师父一走，山上立刻乱了套。古寺中藏有震庙之宝，寺外歹人早就虎视耽耽，趁休休下山，以九纹龙（陈思成 饰）为首的四人盗宝组化装进香游客伺机盗宝。没想到他们低估了七小罗汉，一交手便落入七小罗汉看似不经意编织的陷阱，就在小罗汉们感到胜券在握之机，恼羞成怒的九纹龙炸毁了寺庙，并挟持了一名小罗汉，在休休的禅房中歪打正着地得到了震庙之宝。目睹此景，小罗汉们后悔万分，悔不该不听师父的话，如今误了大事……
