明朝成化年间，停婷停亚朝纲腐败，停婷停亚奸邪当道。西厂东厂为宦官把持，混淆黑白，陷害忠良，朝野内外噤若寒蝉。时有赵怀安（李连杰 饰）等流亡剑客挺身而出，接连铲除东厂数名奸佞，致令阉贼胆战心惊。适值此时，风头正劲的西厂督主雨化田（陈坤 饰）出面干预。另一方面，宫女素慧容（范晓萱 饰）怀有身孕，绝命奔逃。被雨化田的爪牙追捕途中幸得神秘侠客凌雁秋（周迅 饰）相救。二人一路辗转逃往关外，来到曾经引起过腥风血雨的龙门客栈落脚。龙门客栈一如往昔，为凶险异常之所在。雨化田手下追赶至此，与先前而至的鞑靼商队剑拔弩张，关键时刻更有与雨化田长相极其相似的卜仓舟（陈坤 饰）与女侠客顾少棠（李宇春 饰）投宿客栈。不久，赵怀安一众也偷偷潜至龙门。各方势力云集于此，新的正邪之战即将展开，更有天大的秘密即将揭开……
叶蕴仪
回复 :三个关于爱情的小故事：红牌妓女茹花被十二少赎身，洞房之夜却因功夫太猛导致十二少窒息而死。为了生计，茹花回到了青楼，而十二少化作鬼魂保护茹花。龙先生体弱多病，龙嫂买菜时被卖鸡佬看中，为了筹钱为龙先生看病，龙嫂不得不出卖肉体，换取钱财。陪酒小姐何美丽与风流好色的商人Robert结婚后，一直怀疑他在外偷情，在精神病的影响下杀死了Robert，并烹煮了他的尸体。
姜鹏
回复 :硕大的包裹，便签上写着“祝唐老鸭13号星期五快乐，他那美洲的朋友”。唐老鸭见此非常快乐，连忙拆开礼物。里面是一整套放映设备以及录影带。他安装完毕，静下心观看，哈维博士为他讲述了3个禽类亲戚的故事：《怕冷的企鹅》住在南极的企鹅巴比极度怕冷，暖炉是他最爱的伙伴。为了寻找温暖，他开始了一段伟大航程；《高卓小飞骡》乌拉圭宁静早晨，少年道奇多外出打猎，却在崇山峻岭间看到一只会飞的骡子。他要带着飞骡参加一场赛骡比赛，一战成名；《巴西与墨西哥之巡礼》跟随绿色鹦鹉的脚步，唐老鸭来到热情狂热的巴西和墨西哥，独有的风俗以及各种有趣的知识，此外还少不了充满激情的舞蹈。来自南美充满知识性和趣味性的祝福，生日快乐唐老鸭！
谢雷
回复 :Kang Hyeon-joong, a former National Intelligence Service agent, is currently running a private investigator office after he quit his previous job. Han Mi-so is his secretary helping him with his daily tasks in the office. One day, Kim Jin-hee comes to the detective’s office and requests him to investigate all the women who follow her husband around. She introduces herself as wife of Jang Joon-seok, CEO of the prominent construction company, Dae-ho Trading. When she started dating her current husband, who used to be a mere frontline employee, her father trained him into a professional entrepreneur and then promoted him to the current position. When her husband became successful, women began pursuing him. She said these women tried to blackmail her husband for money. Kang Hyeon-joong accepts the request and starts investigating the women around Joon-seok. When Kang Hyeon-joong finds out that there is this woman, So-yeon, who sees joon-seok often, he scolds So-yeon. However, she says it is unfair because it is Joon-seok, who is bothering her.
