爱德华•刘易斯（李察•基尔 饰）是一个拥有百万身家的企业家。他潇洒迷人，魔幻但总是无法处理好与女人之间关系，魔幻他跟女友分手了。他到洛杉矶出差，晚上开着一辆借来的高级轿车进入了红灯区。由于迷失了方向，他向一名年轻漂亮的妓女薇薇安（茱丽娅•罗伯茨 饰）问路，薇薇安的活泼美丽吸引了他，他把薇薇安带到了酒店。爱德华爱上了薇薇安并极力想留下她，但碍于情面只能用钱做掩饰，让她在一周内充当爱德华的交际活动女伴。宴会上，薇薇安的魅力让爱德华醋意大发。此时薇薇安也发现自己爱上了爱德华，可是一周的时间马上要过去了，两个相爱的人又该何去何从？
徐崎峰
回复 :故事发生在乔治亚州的海泽镇，卢克（约翰尼·诺克斯维尔 Johnny Knoxville 饰）和博（西恩·威廉·斯科特 Seann William Scott 饰）是情同手足的两兄弟，无所事事的两人每日就在叔叔杰西（威利·纳尔逊 Willie Nelson 饰）的农场里鬼混，整日不务正业。某日，卢克和博意外得知海泽镇的局长霍格（伯特·雷诺兹 Burt Reynolds 饰）和治安官柯尔特（大卫·科恩查内 David Koechner 饰）想要得到农场的阴谋，只因为在农场底下埋藏着珍贵的矿藏。对农场有着很深感情的两兄弟当然不能让他们得逞，联手性感火辣的表妹黛西（杰西卡·辛普森 Jessica Simpson 饰），四人在农场之中上演了一场你争我夺的精彩“战役”。最终鹿死谁手，尚未可知。
舒雅颂
回复 :恶霸李大业一次猎巡途经风沙客栈, 强行奸污了老板之小女玉莲, 并残杀了其家人. 迟归的哥哥汉清(客栈主之子)目睹家中之惨状, 发誓报此血仇. 他准备报仇之时，巧遇李大业的手下强抢翠凤，他救下翠凤，并进一步与李大业正面交锋。此时李大业手下又增加了一个外来高手陈俊和两个日本浪人，汉清面临巨大挑战……
小类与乐队
回复 :一个名叫Stella的年轻女子被迫在“自我”的吸血鬼Edward和“好色”的狼人Jacob间选择。哪个男孩能满足Stella更亲密的需求得到演出。期盼大量的笑话，不适合年轻的Taylor Lautner影迷。A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.Raunchy hilarity ensues when Bella's life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of bloodsucking newborns, and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save Bella's life.The love triangle of mortals, vampires and werewolves must be cast aside when the beloved Bella is in danger. Again. This time a gang of bloodsucking newborns threatens her life, and the two loves of her life are forced to put their differences aside to save her. Again.From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga” “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Raunchy hilarity ensures when Bella’s life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of blood sucking newborns and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save her life From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga
